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The Door: a how-to guide 
8th-Sep-2008 01:07 pm
we have a problem with your brain being
Dear people:

This is a door. It is a double door. It is double-width and made up of two doors so two people can walk side-by-side through it. Alternately, one person can be coming in while another person is simultaneously going out. It's advanced that way.

Too advanced for many of the people around here, it seems...
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9th-Sep-2008 05:10 pm (UTC)
People are amazing, standing around for ten seconds partially blocking traffic in the other direction while waiting for it to be free.

You could try hanging up "enter" and "exit" signs on alternate doors, or perhaps "do not use this door" signs. If you feel especially cruel you can do the latter to both sides of each door. ;-)
10th-Sep-2008 04:28 am (UTC)
I have been tempted to draft a similar document regarding the Dumpster at my workplace. C'mon people... it's not rocket science.
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