There's a moment in the movie Resident Evil: Apocalypse
in which Mike Epps' character "L.J." is driving along in the thoroughly zombified Raccoon City. Two topless stripper zombies appear, and L.J. promptly proceeds to drive into the back of a parked vehicle (wrecking his own vehicle in the process and thereby leaving him on foot in a city infested with hungry zombies). I've always been a bit bemused by that scene; is it really that close a link, visible breasts = instant stupidity? Pirate always says "yes", but I thought perhaps he wasn't giving his fellow males enough credit.
— research now shows that boobies make (het) guys dumb
. Just like you've always said, only now you have data to back it up.