When you order a club sandwich, how many slices of bread do you expect it to include?
0 (I'm doing the low-carb thing and using lettuce instead of bread)
More than 4 (I lurves me some bread)
Bread - toasted or not?
I expect the sandwich maker to ask me
If you toast lettuce, it gets limp and icky
Once made, how do you expect the sandwich to be sliced?
Unsliced - I like my sandwiches whole
Once straight across, into 2 rectangles
Once diagonally, into 2 triangles
Twice straight across, into 4 rectangles
Twice diagonally, into 4 triangles
Other, which I will expand upon in the text box below.
Toothpicks holding it together?
No, they're unnecessary and unsustainable
Duh! That's part of it being a club sandwich; furthermore, there should be a pile of potato chips in the middle
I don't care, I just don't want to bite one and stab the roof of my mouth
Should Lexi give up on the cafe whose employees are really nice but whose food is "meh" at best and "that's just not the way you make this" at worst?
I have a clever suggestion, which I will enter in the text box below
Questions, comments, or otherwise?