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Hands off my collards, dammit! 
11th-Jan-2010 03:34 pm
owl-don't make me kill you
To the EXPLETIVE DELETED who lopped off 9/10 of my collard plant, which I discovered abruptly last night when I went down to the garden with the intention of harvesting some collard greens to make for dinner:

I hope you at least cooked and ate the collards.

Because if you just pruned the plant because it was beginning to fall over the edge of the planter and might *gasp* have eventually touched the bumper of the car parked in front of it there? YOU SUCK.
12th-Jan-2010 05:12 am (UTC)
jeez, that's rude.
12th-Jan-2010 05:19 am (UTC)
Argh. F******ds.

12th-Jan-2010 06:32 pm (UTC)
Maybe a "do not take my veggies, otherwise I will replace it with poison oak and you won't know the difference until it is too late" sign would help.

No, probably they would just lop off the sign.
13th-Jan-2010 01:02 am (UTC)
That is very not cool. I've owned a number of cars in my lifetime, and I've never once worried about any of them developing the dreaded "collard bumper." Nor will I in future. :-)
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