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Maybe you should've run it by a focus group or two 
17th-Apr-2010 03:52 pm
House facepalm
Due to a dearth of paper products, we had to stop by the corner liquor store to pick up some toilet paper. They didn't have the Scott 1000 we usually get, so Pirate picked up another brand.

Looking at it after we got home, I said to Pirate, "I don't quite get choosing 'Angel Soft' as the name for your toilet paper. So soft, it's like wiping your ass on an angel!"

"I think they were more going for So soft, even an angel would wipe its ass with it," said Pirate, "but I see what you're getting at. I see it entirely too vividly, in fact."
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17th-Apr-2010 11:05 pm (UTC)
We use that here; it's generally cheaper and less linty, but I can't help but think precisely that every time I pick the stuff up. So glad it's not just my diseased brain. O_o;
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