Lexica (lexica510) wrote,
Lexica
lexica510

Things that sound dirty that aren't

"Trimming the mint patch." (It was about gardening.)

"I'm warming my nuts." (He's making pesto. With pine nuts.)

This is, of course, all xtingu's fault.
Tags: funny, things that sound dirty
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