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who knew they were so powerful? 
20th-Apr-2006 12:22 pm
we have a problem with your brain being
There's a moment in the movie Resident Evil: Apocalypse in which Mike Epps' character "L.J." is driving along in the thoroughly zombified Raccoon City. Two topless stripper zombies appear, and L.J. promptly proceeds to drive into the back of a parked vehicle (wrecking his own vehicle in the process and thereby leaving him on foot in a city infested with hungry zombies). I've always been a bit bemused by that scene; is it really that close a link, visible breasts = instant stupidity? Pirate always says "yes", but I thought perhaps he wasn't giving his fellow males enough credit.

Hey, spiritualmonkey — research now shows that boobies make (het) guys dumb. Just like you've always said, only now you have data to back it up.

20th-Apr-2006 08:25 pm (UTC)
This might be the answer to our problems - send some boobies over to the White House and lure Bush, Rove, Rumsfeld, et al away, then throw them in the back of a van and take them far, far away.

Only flaw in the plan: it won't work on Condi, and then SHE'LL be in charge, and we will be royally fucked sideways without lube.
20th-Apr-2006 08:28 pm (UTC)
Ooh..... Boobies! Monkey like boobies, yes he does, yes he does! All shapes and sizes, as long as they're not-plastic.

I always knew it! Most 4-legged mammals don't have exterior boobies, only the bi-pedal ones who stand upright. They're not a plumbing necessity, they're just there to be gorgeous and adored and worhipped and... Mmmmmm, boobies! :D
20th-Apr-2006 09:43 pm (UTC) - except that other primates *don't* have udders
except when they're nursing, at which point the issue of sexual attractiveness to males has already been decided (and even then they're pretty puny and nothing *near* yakshi-like.)

Male gorillas' wedding tackle is reputedly *much* smaller than humans', too.
20th-Apr-2006 08:29 pm (UTC)
Hmmm... I think that study, with their use of "fair/unfair" finance games, indirectly provided double-blind evidence on why "sex sells."
24th-Apr-2006 04:36 pm (UTC)
BTW, here's a tshirt for you to wear when Pirate goes off his rocker. :)
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