Lexi: *pause* *pause* Bwa-ha-ha-ha! *snerk* Hee!
Pirate: *turns, gives Lexi a stern look* One-armed. People lifting themselves on one arm, or lifting heavy thing with one arm. This isn't that Tumblr.
Pirate: *turns back to computer* You have a filthy mind, woman. I continue to love that about you.