October 1st, 2009

one apple out of the crowd

Lunchtime poll

Poll #1465137 On the subject of club sandwiches

When you order a club sandwich, how many slices of bread do you expect it to include?

0 (I'm doing the low-carb thing and using lettuce instead of bread)
0(0.0%)
1 (open-faced)
0(0.0%)
2
4(21.1%)
3
15(78.9%)
4
0(0.0%)
More than 4 (I lurves me some bread)
0(0.0%)

Bread - toasted or not?

Toasted
16(84.2%)
Not toasted
0(0.0%)
I expect the sandwich maker to ask me
3(15.8%)
If you toast lettuce, it gets limp and icky
0(0.0%)

Once made, how do you expect the sandwich to be sliced?

Unsliced - I like my sandwiches whole
0(0.0%)
Once straight across, into 2 rectangles
3(15.8%)
Once diagonally, into 2 triangles
6(31.6%)
Twice straight across, into 4 rectangles
3(15.8%)
Twice diagonally, into 4 triangles
6(31.6%)
Other, which I will expand upon in the text box below.
1(5.3%)

Toothpicks holding it together?

No, they're unnecessary and unsustainable
2(10.5%)
Duh! That's part of it being a club sandwich; furthermore, there should be a pile of potato chips in the middle
13(68.4%)
I don't care, I just don't want to bite one and stab the roof of my mouth
4(21.1%)

Should Lexi give up on the cafe whose employees are really nice but whose food is "meh" at best and "that's just not the way you make this" at worst?

Yes
14(73.7%)
No
2(10.5%)
I have a clever suggestion, which I will enter in the text box below
3(15.8%)

Questions, comments, or otherwise?