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petty juice-related griping 
11th-Oct-2006 03:31 pm
we have a problem with your brain being
I wish the Odwalla driver who delivers to the cafe in our building's lobby would clue in to a few things:

  1. The Super Protein drinks sell out before anything else does. Always.
  2. The pumpkin Super Protein drink sells out first, then the regular, then the Vanilla Al'Mondo.
  3. The Matcha-Licious Super Protein drink with green tea never sells out. That's because NOBODY LIKES IT.

And according to the guy who runs the cafe, it's not possible to specify "18 bottles of Super Protein, 12 bottles of Mo Beta," you just have to take what the driver brings. Seems like a stupid choice on Odwalla's part, IMO. I know I'm not the only person who's walked in, looked at the empty shelf where the protein drinks are supposed to be, and walked out without buying something else.

They're also missing a bet, I think, in not having a "Find the nearest place that sells Odwalla!" function on their website. Lessee, downtown there's the cafe in our building, there's the Co-op Stop, and there's... um... there's gotta be somewhere else, right?
11th-Oct-2006 10:44 pm (UTC)
"Where can you find your flavors? Simply tell us where you are and we’ll tell you where to go to get Odwalla products."


11th-Oct-2006 11:21 pm (UTC)
Unfortunately that only covers things like supermarkets — what I need is "Quickie Marts and Other Holes in the Wall Near You That Carry Odwalla". :-)
11th-Oct-2006 10:51 pm (UTC)
pumpkin??? WTF?
11th-Oct-2006 11:22 pm (UTC)
Yep. Tastes like a not-excessively-sweet pumpkin pie. Mmm.

I think it's seasonal. If they come out with an eggnog-flavored one, I'll really be in trouble. I can just picture Pirate coming to me with the bank statement in his hand and a concerned look on his face. "Lexi, honey, we have to talk about this Odwalla habit you've got..."
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