Any compatibility test or personality inventory you care to name will come back saying "these two people should not spend time in the same room together."
- Fourth-generation SF Bay Area Californian/second-generation beach rat from Noo Yawk.
- Microfamily/huge clan stretching to the horizon.
- Only child/older sibling.
- Child of divorce/"my people don't do that."
- Cat person/dog person.
- Bat-eared hypersense girl/volume rises with enthusiasm level.
- Bruises easily/"the world is my mosh pit."
Because my life without the monkey would be calmer, more organized, quieter, and immeasurably poorer.