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excuse me, that's NOT YOURS 
18th-Dec-2007 12:09 pm
we have a problem with your brain being
Today's award for chutzpah goes to the man who walked into Peet's Coffee, picked up the tip jar off the counter, put it into his bag, and tried to walk out.

Luckily, the manager on duty is a very sharp gal, and was out from behind the counter hollering for security before Mr. Lightfingers even made it through the door. He was instructed never to cross their doorstep again, and informed that the police would be called immediately if he did.

When she came back inside the store, all the customers in the store (including me, of course) gave her a round of applause.
18th-Dec-2007 09:54 pm (UTC)
18th-Dec-2007 11:26 pm (UTC)
Fuck that, they should have called the police right then and there!

He's lucky he didn't get a beat-down. Not only do tip thieves go to Hell, there are lots of people less centered and non-violent than Pirate here in "Tha Town" who would have kicked his ass out the door, down the stairs, and into the BART station.

Edited at 2007-12-18 11:26 pm (UTC)
19th-Dec-2007 03:34 am (UTC)
once i saw some chumps robbing the tip jar at taco bell, and i called them out, and they acted all indignant, like, it ain't me! and the chumps were actually the staff, who said they don't care if people rob their tip jar. then the two chumps threatened me with their car. so i gotta remember: some people embrace their oppression and abuse by other people. don't expect the oppressed to agree with the righteous.
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