- Families breaking up, acrimoniously or not, especially if there are children (lived it, don't want to revisit it), or
- Couples parted by Alzheimer's in the twilight of life (don't want to live it, no desire to preview it).
...well, we'll be over here watching Tremors (all of 'em), House of Flying Daggers, and Strictly Ballroom.
If bleak and heartbreaking is your thing, go for it. But if you'd rather, y'know, have some fun with your movies, please join us.